15. You believe pork chops are fine cuisine and the thought of ever eating a vegetable simply terrifies you
14. You can't help but drive alongside 2-3 other drivers on the freeway, thus creating an automobile "wall" that none can pass through or get around
13. You’re convinced that anyone who chooses not to drink alcohol must be a recovered alcoholic
12. You think of the start of hunting season as a "holiday"
11. The idea of fishing in 5 degree weather in a small outhouse styled shack seems strangely appealing to you
10. You mistakenly think of the left lane of the freeway as the "slow" lane. Actually, you think of all lanes as the slow lane
9. You measure your own self-worth by how green your grass is
8. You enjoy a *good* parade
7. You don’t drink soda, you drink “pop”
6. You’re more concerned about your teams’ recent loss in football rather than politics or the state of the union
5. You feel that having your t-shirt tucked into your jeans, blatantly exposing a large bowling ball of a belly, is a fashion trend that never quite goes out of style
4. You don’t understand why anyone would wear a jacket that doesn’t have a large walleye on the back of it
3. You see no need in ever driving faster than 35 mph
2. The highlight music extravaganza of your year is the annual Styx/REO Speedwagon/Foreigner concert at the local casino, no matter how many actual original members show up
1. You actually think marching bands are cool
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