Saturday, May 02, 2009

Marillion Weekend, April 3-5, 2009 - Part 4 of 4

Sunday Night’s Performance, April 5th, 2009 at Theatre L’Olympia, Montreal, Quebec

(For anyone interested in hearing some of Marillion’s work, you can go directly to their website at http://www.marillion.com/music/racket/crash.htm and either have a free CD sent to you or you can simply download it…again, all for free. What have you got to lose?)

(NOTE: All quotes listed in these articles are to the very best of my memory and are not to be taken verbatim. Set lists are also via memory, and whereas I’m pretty confident that I have all the songs listed here, the nightly order might be slightly out of whack.)

Sunday, During the Day

Sunday began a bit earlier than Saturday had, thankfully, but I still had a late enough start that I opted to skip breakfast, although skipping my morning coffee wasn’t an option. I decided that I would attempt to try and see some of Montreal but would take it easy due to once again not feeling the greatest. It basically seemed like I only felt well during the shows themselves; the rest of the time I felt under the weather.

My first stop of the day was to go to a place that I had passed the previous day. Their sign was in a more readable half French/half English style and looked like the Montreal equivalent to a White Castle sort of establishment. They boasted very clearly that they had both poutine and tofu hot dogs and so I felt that was a pretty safe option for a vegetarian like myself. I had read in my tour guide that poutine was considered “the dish” of Montreal, at least in a fast food sort of way. From what I had gathered, poutine must mean something like “a mess” in French and it consisted of greasy french fries covered with gravy, and then topped with cheese curds. I couldn’t resist! I had also never had a tofu hot dog anywhere except at home since I’ve never seen them on a menu prior to this.

The place was called LaFleur’s, and even though a different establishment was voted the tops for poutine, that place more or less scared me a way for a variety of reasons. LaFleur’s, though, looked less chaotic, easier to negotiate with the staff in the event of a language barrier, and so on. I ordered my food and it rang up as 2.59 Canadian dollars. No, that couldn’t be right since the sign said it was in the 7.99 range. Ah, here we go! Luckily, we got it straightened out and I waited patiently for my food.

To my shock, it was really not bad at all. They were probably the best tofu dogs I had ever had, better than anything I had ever made, and the buns were absolutely bizaree…kind of flat-like in nature and yet really tasty since they were more crisp. The poutine wasn’t bad either, although a mess it certainly was! I couldn’t find a fork so I went at it with my fingers and quickly had it everywhere.

After leaving LaFleur’s and attempting to clean my hands of gravy, I took the Metro up two stations, further than I had previously gone, and embarked on a rather lengthy walk to purchase a homemade bagel right out of the oven for a whopping 65 cents. That also was pretty amazing although the place is strictly a bakery and does not garnish the bagels at all, meaning with cream cheese or what have you. Considering I had just eaten a little while earlier that more or less worked itself out.

I was beginning to really tire out and made my way back to the Metro station. Now, up until this time, every Metro station I had been to had an attendant on duty which was good since I needed to flash my transit pass in order to get through the turnstile. I’m not sure why they don’t have these passes setup for their machines but alas they do not. Feeling pretty exhausted, I entered the Metro station to find no attendant on duty, nor was there even a place for one. Uh oh… I thought, well, maybe I can just buy a one way pass for the moment from the machine. There were 2 issues with this brilliance: a) the machine only seemed to be in French and b) I was able to translate that the machine was out of order regardless. Um, so, what do you do now? You do the only thing you can do…walk to the next Metro station. Ugh.

Luckily, it wasn’t too terribly far but I was near ready to collapse by the time I got there. I now had two choices: venture out and do a ton of walking in order to sightsee, or, return to the hotel and just relax and take it easy until show time. I thought about it while I was waiting for the train to arrive. It quickly became apparent judging from the fatigue that I was feeling that any major sightseeing in Montreal wasn’t going to be happening and that I should instead just take it easy.

The train arrived and it was already pretty crowded. I barely made my way in to the standing area and very quickly noticed a terribly strong aroma of, well, like day old salami or sausage, hanging in the air. It was one of those uncomfortable moments when obviously everyone smelled it but no one knew where or what it was coming from, so everyone looks around kind of nervously. The smell was unbearable, especially to a vegetarian. Could it be someone’s breath? Who breathes that heavy anyhow? Was it on someone’s clothes or something? How would you get that sort of smell anyhow…by rolling around in sausage? The more I thought about it the less I wanted to know. Just then, the train doors shut. I was now locked in with the odor and the sausage offender. I tried to focus elsewhere but it was gagging. The smell was so overpowering that I casually scanned the various passengers in the vicinity, half expecting to see a large 6 ft tall sausage man ala Oscar Meyer, standing and holding on to the railing, waving and smiling at people.

As soon as the doors opened at my stop, I exited as quickly as possible. Luckily, I had to switch train lines in order to get back so the ride didn’t take long. I can’t tell you how grateful I was to be rid of the salami sucker.

Since I had decided to lay low the rest of the day, I opted to sweeten the deal by overshooting my usual stop by 2 stations and grabbing a piece of cheesecake and a coffee at an establishment ironically named Calories. Yeah, talk about guilt trip while eating! I ended up getting a berry cheesecake but I think I would have been more pleased with the straight up plain. I mildly contemplated getting one for the road but, well, let’s not be too overzealous.

After this, I returned to the hotel and just collapsed on the bed for awhile. I flipped channels on the TV and the best I could find to watch was the movie “Mousehunt”. I considered myself lucky since 70% of the channels were in French. I also had briefly thought about going to see a movie at a theater but what if it was only in French? Again, most normal people could probably navigate easily around these things by asking questions and such but, well, I’m not really normal in that sort of way, if you haven’t already noticed.

A few hours passed and the final show was looming on the horizon. I wasn’t too terribly hungry but I knew I couldn’t last the whole evening without eating. I decided to just venture across the street to a nearby Mediterranean take out place and eat it leisurely back in the hotel room. A little while later, I took the obligatory Advil in preparation for the evening’s show and prepared myself.

I left slightly earlier this night, thinking that I’d try and get there before any music began. I walked into the Metro station and headed toward the booth where the attendant worked. As I did this, I noticed that the attendant was actually leaving the booth and walking away. Mild panic started brewing within me…here we go again! I started casually following him, to see where he was going, and he seemed a little nervous by this. He took the corner and as I rounded it, he was gone! At first I thought he disappeared but then I noticed some painted over service doors that were barely noticeable. Either way, he was now out of reach so I went back to the booth to find a large sign in the window that was, of course, completely in French.

I stood there, frowning, trying to find any sort of clue in regards to what the sign actually said. I looked for something with numbers, ala “…be back in 5 minutes…” Nothing. In fact, there were a lot of words on the sign so that didn’t seem promising. As I started to weigh my options in regard to whether it was a “be back soon” vs. “closed for the evening” sort of sign, I then figured that maybe another English speaking person would come along and translate. Someone did come along…an older lady, possibly even homeless, who took one look at the sign and started ranting and raving in French something I can only imagine. She didn’t seem like the right one to ask for the interpretation. So, now, not only was I lost on what the sign said but I also had a lunatic yelling while walking in mild circles around me. Great!

The clock was also ticking. So much for being early! I set a deadline and figured I’d give him 10 minutes to return or else I’d start walking. After about seven minutes, he did return, looking more relaxed. It was probably a bathroom break…which would explain a lot!

I quickly arranged things so that I could get through the turnstile right away. This was smart since the lady immediately started up some sort of mild argument with the attendant right behind me. I did my best to get away and headed towards the train as quickly as I could.

Sunday Night Show

As much as I planned to arrive early, I ended up arriving at just about the same time as the previous two nights. This ended up being fine since, for some odd reason, even though I had allowed ample “relief” time before this, a bathroom break was now at the top of the list of things to do upon entering the theater.

Now, where’s the bathroom? I figured it was down below and started following signs with an arrow and some sort of verbiage in French above it. After following this path around and down a staircase, I discovered this was instead where the coat check was. The two coat check attendants looked bored out of their skulls and immediately perked up as I came around the corner. Upon asking where the bathroom was located, neither of them spoke English and so a mild exchange of confusion broke out for a few seconds. Someone from the back was called up and explained that the bathroom was actually located in the balcony level. Hmm, interesting!

I made my way upstairs and into the restroom. I could hear music playing now so someone was clearly on stage but it was obviously prerecorded since it was the version of “Roxanne” from the film “Moulin Rouge”. What the heck were they doing down there? I heard cheers, and then silence, and then cheers. I couldn’t figure it out, all the while the music was blaring in the restroom at a very unnecessarily loud volume.

After emerging from the restroom, I made my way back downstairs and into the usual area where I had stood previously. I now understood what the music and cheers were about…there were two people on stage doing some sort of magician act. Odd! Even more bizarre, as soon as I came to a stop in my usual spot, the music and the act also ended so it only lasted about a whole 5 minutes. Everyone around me seemed to have an “okay, what the heck was that all about?” sort of look on their faces, including myself.

Not long after that, John Wesley came out and did an opening set. He’s basically just about always the opening act for Marillion whenever they do shows in the U.S. so most of the audience is usually already familiar with him. He is pretty good and was no different on this night, and his guitar work really does shine. I was really impressed with how light of a touch he had with his acoustic and yet his playing was super strong.

We then went through the usual shtick, with the slideshow in the background while the crew prepared the stage. Even though they had very little to clear off this night since John Wesley played alone acoustically, for some reason it took slightly longer to get the band on the stage.

Marillion emerged and started the final night’s performance with “A Few Words for the Dead”, the last track on the “Radiation” album. Lead singer Steve Hogarth (H) was wearing an interesting drape-like outfit that looked of Eastern decent. It was an interesting choice of song to open a set since it’s kind of slow in the beginning. To make up for it, they next launched into “This Town”, a more upbeat rocker type tune, that then bleeds over into “The Rake’s Progress” and eventually “100 Nights”.


It was at this time that H greeted the audience. As always, the crowd was simply crazy and cheering like mad, as if we’ve never seen the band before live. H then announced the theme of the nights’ set list: “…so tonight we’re going to play the shortest set ever...” Mild playful boo’s from the audience emerged during H’s pause, and then he continued, “…of longest Marillion songs…” Huge cheers erupted. My guess had been correct!

They continued onward with “This is the 21st Century”, a track from the “Anoraknophobia” album, which seemed to really get the audience excited. After that, they launched into my ultimate want for the weekend…the epic bonus track from “Marbles” called “Ocean Cloud”. The theater lighting turned blue/green and the screen filled with an ocean wave-like image as the slow-ish introduction to the song began. It was one of those moment where I’ve waited so long to hear the track live, and the song is so epic in length, that I couldn’t really take it all in on one listen. I’ve had that experience before with longer songs. Regardless, it sounded great, was very memorable, and both myself and everyone around me was ecstatic that they had played it.


The funniest moment of the night came when Pete Trewavas, the bass player, started playing a sort of country western riff on the bass in between songs. H heard this and started adlibbing vocals, trying to tie in as many country clichĂ©’s as he possibly could, something about roping steers, drinking, cheating, etc. As what would be the refrain approached, H sang “…on the Brokeback mountain…I’ve been doing it for years…” Both the crowd and the band were cracking up, and Pete smiled into the microphone, yelling out, “That’s a little preview of our next album!” More laughter erupted, and then H continued, “Yeah, we all sat in a circle and asked, ‘Where haven’t we gone?’ and we thought, gay country!” This was even more amusing to me since I had just had the discussion about how Marillion, as a band, has done so many different sounds over their career and have never seemed afraid to try new things. H then continued, “You know, I apologize to any gay guy’s in the audience. That was a cheap shot. Therefore, I dedicate this next song to you”, and the band roared into the very long titled “If My Heart Were a Ball It Would Roll Uphill”.

After that, H commented on how they very rarely play the next track. It was my other ultimate want, the epic “Interior Lulu”. Some guy next to me kept yelling, “Lulu! Lulu!” One of my cats’ nicknames is Lulu so this seemed confusing to me for a slight moment. They ended the set with the three song anthem from the 1985 album “Misplaced Childhood”, consisting of “Kayleigh”, “Lavender”, and “Heart of Lothian”. Once again, the older material really seemed to get everyone into full singing mode, with just about everyone’s arms raised into the air while yelling, “Wide boys! Wide boys! Born with Heart of Lothian!” Who am I kidding? I even do this at home when I’m listening to the album!


Another interesting moment came when H looked at the audience with a curious look in his eye during one of the more instrumental passages of one of the songs. He then did what I call the “Peter Gabriel”, which consists of holding your arms out in a cross-like fashion and falling backwards into the audience, allowing them to carry your body around. He pulled it off in perfect fashion and the audience promptly carried him out towards the back of the theater, quite a way’s from the stage. A guy standing next to me commented to his friend, “Um, how’s he going to finish the rest of the song and get back on the stage?” It was almost as if H heard this because at that very moment I could see H pointing in the stage’s general direction. Like some strange floating taxi ride, the audience obliged and then carried him back to the stage in perfect fashion. Upon standing up again in his usual spot, H beamed like a child in a candy store.


I can’t completely remember but I think they broke the encores into three sections, playing one epic song at a time. It began with “The Invisible Man”, probably one of their best tracks of all time. I heard them play this during the 2004 tour but, like I said previously, I couldn’t take it all in during that show. I was able to enjoy the track much more thoroughly this time around and the lighting and everything else really contributed to it.


“This Strange Engine” was played next, actually my favorite epic tune of the band’s of all time. I did hear this on the 1997 tour but this night’s version far exceeded it as well. In 1997, I recall H spending a lot of time behind the keyboard so I was pleased to see him up and around this time out instead. The band did seem to be having a few technical difficulties which distracted H awhile but I don’t think the crowd really minded.


As the Marillion weekend winded down to the very end, H had a list of names on a piece of paper of which he wanted to thank. A huge number of audience members yelled out a “thank you!” in reference to scheduling the event in the first place and for actually making the trip out to North America, as I think all of us who attended felt exactly the same way. H seemed really choked up by everything. He also mentioned how “Montreal has always been a very special place for us…” H thanked the crew, the theater, and then let out a special thank you: “And thanks to Lucy for getting Mosley out of bed every day by 12:30…”

After thanking everyone, H mentioned to the crowd how incredible it was to be on the stage at that very moment, feeling all the love from the audience, and how there weren’t any real words to describe it. H said, “We’re going to leave you with this song.” He then stopped, looked towards stage left, and asked, “…are we?” Mark Kelly shook his head and a faint “yes” could be heard in his microphone. After playing their final song, “Neverland”, and as the band left the stage for the last and final time, I could see that H had some tears in his eyes. He was really moved by the whole thing, as I think all of us were as well. Mark Kelly came down from his keyboard pedestal, looked at H, put his arm around him and walked with him off the stage, almost in a consoling nature.

I’m not sure who was moved more by the weekend’s festivities - the band or the crowd. Either way, H did state that they would be back. Holding him to his word, onward to 2011’s convention!

Monday – Time to Head Home…

I set my alarm for a time that I wasn’t used to waking up and surprisingly I was up on time. In truth, I had a hard time sleeping due to a mixture of leftover excitement from the show and mild anxiety about the long day of airport hokey pokey that awaited me.

I cleaned up (the best I can, anyhow), checked out of the hotel, and made my way to the Metro for one last ride over to the Central Bus Station. I hopped upon L’Aerobus and to my surprise made it on time for the 9:30am bus. Maybe my luck was changing?

I ended up getting to the airport extremely early but I figured I’d be able to take my time, eat a nice breakfast, and so on. It turned out that they only had Burger King inside the terminal and so that was my feast, washed down with a venti Starbucks drink that I wasn’t actually familiar with. On my way walking through the terminal to my gate I passed a guy wearing a Marillion Weekend t-shirt. I briefly thought about saluting him but then again, with airport security being what it is these days, I’d probably get arrested or something.

I later found more people wearing their Marillion Weekend t-shirts and struck up a conversation with a few of them. It seemed unanimous that everyone was ecstatic about how wonderfully the weekend had played out.

All in all, the trip was quite amazing. I really didn’t get to see and experience Montreal at all, which was a bit of a drag, but the trip was really about the music and in that regard I got more than my money’s worth. It also got my mind off of being out of work for a few days since I completely left that mindset back at home, except maybe for not wanting to spend too much cash. In summary, after 20 years of Marillion diehard fan-dom, I finally got to see them the way I always wanted to, with the songs I wanted to hear, and it all seemed like a celebration of my 20th anniversary of being a fan.

Strangely, before going to the Weekend, I was mildly afraid that I’d experience severe concert and/or Marillion burnout. I mean, three days in a row? It seemed like it could be excessive. Well, it was the exact opposite. I didn’t experience any concert burn out at all, and instead, upon arriving home, I pulled out as many Marillion albums as I could and listened to them daily with a furious passion. I would have never expected this. I also experienced a bit of post Marillion depression, of returning home and feeling like there was nothing to look forward to after such an awesome event. I read some of the online blogs and it seemed I’m not alone in this since others reported similar side effects. Very odd. I’ve also seen two unrelated shows since then and couldn’t really get into either since they paled in comparison, and both were a couple of my favorite acts. Again, wow…

It’s now been a little over two weeks since the Weekend and I’m just starting to wind down, that is, after not just listening to the albums but also watching the DVD’s and so on. All I can say is that this is some powerful stuff. As their mantra states, “Find a better way of life…Marillion.com”. If you haven’t already, you should definitely check it out!

jstw



(Sunday Night’s Set List)

A Few Words for the Dead
This Town
The Rake’s Progress
100 Nights
This is the 21st Century
Ocean Cloud
If My Heart Were a Ball It Would Roll Uphill
Interior Lulu
Kayleigh
Lavendar
Heart of Lothian

(Encore 1)

The Invisible Man

(Encore 2)

This Strange Engine

(Encore 3)

Neverland

Monday, April 13, 2009

Marillion Weekend, April 3-5, 2009 - Part 3 of 4

Saturday Night’s Performance, April 4th, 2009 at Theatre L’Olympia, Montreal, Quebec

(For anyone interested in hearing some of Marillion’s work, you can go directly to their website at http://www.marillion.com/music/racket/crash.htm and either have a free CD sent to you or you can simply download it…again, all for free. What have you got to lose?)

(NOTE: All quotes listed in these articles are to the very best of my memory and are not to be taken verbatim. Set lists are also via memory, and whereas I’m pretty confident that I have all the songs listed here, the nightly order might be slightly out of whack.)

Saturday, During the Day

I awoke briefly at around 9am to the sound of a French women’s voice as the lady in question was trying to enter my room in order to clean it. It seemed that I had forgotten to put the “do not disturb” ticket on my door the previous evening, mostly due to being too tired to do so or remember to do it. I had my eyes half open but my mouth was working fine. “No, thank you!!!” I yelled back at her but she seemed determined to enter, or she simply didn’t understand what I was saying of which the feeling was mutual. We interacted in this manner a few more times and then she finally went away. I looked at the clock and then unintentionally promptly fell right back to sleep.

I finally awoke at 11:30am. To say that I was exhausted was evidently putting it mildly! As much as I love my cats, it’s always a little bit of a vacation to be in a hotel and not have any felines waking me up at the crack of dawn just because the sun decided to show itself. This sort of interaction is extremely painful during the bi-annual time change since the cats fail to realize that the clocks were set backward/forward. Needless to say, when I do get the chance to sleep completely uninterrupted (or nearly, if you count the lady pounding on the door), I try to take advantage of it!

Once I got out of bed I realized that I still wasn’t feeling the greatest. I looked out the window and saw that it was drizzling rain pretty steadily under a very gray sky. It didn’t seem like the greatest sight seeing weather to begin with and coupled with how I was feeling I opted to just more or less forget about it and take my time.

My stomach was growling unbelievably. I finally got “breakfast”, if you will, at around 12:45pm, from a small coffee shop sort of place across the street. I took it back to my room and contemplated the rest of my day.

With the clock ticking and the day looking pretty gloomy, I decided to only make a brief excursion out and around Montreal. I first checked out what they call the Underground City, more or less a shopping mall type of establishment that’s a level below ground and sometimes setup to connect Metro stations and such. It was pretty uneventful. It was also really crowded, considering the weather.

The other main reason for venturing out at all this day was because I was going to need to eat dinner at some point. So far, every restaurant that I had come into contact with seemed to have their menu only in French, and when you’re searching for a vegetarian friendly establishment, well, this is a bit intimidating, or at least it was for me. I did have a couple of names of places nearby and so it was an opportunity to plan my evening’s dining beforehand in order to avoid blind panic later. I spied on a supposedly vegetarian buffet, gave it a thumbs up for later on, and then hopped on the nearest Metro, heading over to the area that’s referred to as Plateau Mont-Royal in my tourist guide.

I basically just walked around on the streets, in the rain, mind you, but with a small umbrella, looking at the various establishments and such. It wasn’t a good day to take pictures, obviously, so I skipped that idea. I stopped in a small hat shop and then continued my way looking for various eating establishments and such that I had read about. In a little over an hour’s worth of time, I ended up making a big circle and eventually hopped another Metro in order to go back towards the hotel. By then I was already mildly hungry and it was around 4:30pm so I decided to eat and just get it over with.

The buffet was interesting. I’ve never been to a vegetarian buffet before. It was like a Hometown Buffet restaurant but with everything dedicated to vegetarianism. The oddest part was that it wasn’t what I know of a buffet to be…all you can eat. Instead, they weighed my plate, which seemed slightly embarrassing and kind of personal, and then charged me by the gram! It certainly prevented me from going back for seconds and overeating! The food was okay. I wouldn’t really brag about it, nor would I probably return. I’m sure there were much better options in the neighborhood but again, the whole menu in French thing was just intimidating me and I’m not one that usually prefers to rely on communicating with wait-staff in order to be able to eat appropriately.

I then went back to the hotel and just relaxed for a bit, even closing my eyes for awhile. It seemed like a waste of a day, really, but then considering that I was unemployed and shouldn’t be spending a lot of money anyhow, maybe it was appropriate. My headache was also not much better, nor was my stomach. I watched some TV and then waited until it was time to leave for the evening’s performance.

Saturday Night Show

Originally, I thought I would arrive earlier this time around for the show but due to how I was feeling, I opted for the same plan as the night before, arriving right around 8pm, or what I thought was show time. I seemed to have no issue before maneuvering my way up to the front part of the stage so I gambled that it would be the same on this night.

It was still raining with that steady drizzle from earlier in the day. As I approached the theater, I noticed that there was absolutely no one hanging around it. I figured it was due to the rain. I entered the theater, showed my Marillion Weekend wristband, and started making my way through the crowd. I went to the same basic area that I was standing in the previous night. To my surprise, one of the opening acts, the Wishing Tree, was already performing even though it was about five minutes to 8pm. As the song came to a close, they said their “thank you’s” and left, and it was then that I realized that they didn’t just start, they had just ended. Evidently, the schedule of the performances was changed to begin earlier, unbeknownst to me.

There were two opening acts this night and next up were Sun Domingo again, the same band from the previous night. They played another really solid set, ending with a very interesting duo drum solo sort of thing, where the guitarist picked up a set of sticks and started drumming over the actual drummer, eventually changing positions and such. It was quite a way to end their set and really got everyone excited.

We went through the slideshow again as the road crew prepared the stage. About a half hour later, Marillion came out. They began with “This Train is My Life”, a track off of the newest album “Happiness is the Road”. It’s a slower tune so it was greeted with mixed energy but by the time it ended everyone was insane all over again.

What happened next is still amazing me to this very day and will probably live in my memory for as long as I’m around. What happened was one of the most amazing performances I’ve ever seen…ever. It was so amazing that I began typing this entry as soon as I got into my hotel room that very evening, even though it was 1am by then! It was so amazing that I simply couldn’t let my memory fail to capture everything 1-2 weeks later.

Let’s put this into perspective: on Friday night, the band was great... I mean, again, I’ve seen them 3 times prior to this, spaced apart nicely. In 2004 at the Chicago show, they were good but something was lacking, at least for me. Was it the venue? Was it the crowd? Lack of energy in the air? Not the greatest set list? I don’t know, something like that. I do know that Steve Hogarth didn’t move around very much at that performance, maybe due to the stage setup or something, but it made the show a little disappointing.

In 1997, at the Coach House in San Juan Capistrano, it was just a totally bizarre venue to be seeing them in. The venue is more for popular “bar bands”, if you will, and they just didn’t have the space to really do their normal show nor the lighting. Also, the crowd sits at that venue, eats dinner during the performance and so on, so that made it pretty odd as well.

In 1990…well, ‘nuff said. It made my list of top 10 shows ever in my life, and I’ve seen so many shows that that’s REALLY saying something. They were phenomenal, beyond belief, amazing, and so on. Incredibly energetic. They also sounded absolutely fabulous, better than any band I had ever seen up until that point.

So, back to Saturday night’s performance, and why I immediately reached for the computer when I got back to my hotel room… Again, the previous night, they were really fantastic. It was definitely the second best I had ever seen them perform, second only to the 1990 show.

This night, however, they were f***ing incredible. I mean, absolutely f***ing incredible and I don’t swear much! The set list, the energy, EVERYTHING…oh my goodness! They played for nearly 3 hours and yet seemed to just have more and more energy as the night went on. Again, every note of every song was perfect. The set list was amazing in its’ own right, a total dream for a diehard. They seemed to focus on songs that are fan favorites, a combination of more pop oriented songs and some more obscure tracks. Strangely, they stayed away from playing any of their longer, more progressive songs. Could they be saving these for the Sunday performance? Could they do this sort of amazing performance again the following evening? Was that even possible? That wouldn’t even be human, would it?


Steve Hogarth (H), both nights really but especially this night…you would have thought that he was twenty years old the way he was jumping around. It was like 1990 all over again! And, again considering that North American audiences have only had rare occasions to see the band play, we finally got to hear a bunch of the songs that we never got to hear along the way.

The place was just crazy. Everybody was so unbelievably into this show and the energy just kept building and building. At one point (per someone else's notes, it was right after "Afraid of Sunlight"), about a little more than halfway through the performance, the audience just started clapping and applauding, as if the band had left the stage and we were trying to bring them back for an encore…but they hadn’t left. It totally puzzled the band. They didn’t know what happened or what they had done. Pete shrugged his shoulders and said sort of half into the microphone to the other guys in the band, “I don’t know…what did we do?” The cheering just went on and on and on, so much so that Mark Kelly even came out from behind the keyboards and waved to the audience. I think the band was very genuinely taken aback by the love of this audience on this night. In all my years of concert going and such I have never seen an audience love a band more…period.


Everything at these shows was perfect: the energy, the sound, the venue, the crowd, the lighting, the stage, the songs, and so on. The lighting especially was phenomenal and it was a real treat since the lighting had been pretty sparse the last 2 times I saw them live. It’s amazing the difference it makes. Steve Hogarth’s voice, as always, was absolutely breathtakingly amazing. I have no idea how he can sing so long, so loud, and so very high and never lose his voice. He truly must have the greatest voice in rock music and he can give so much variety to the music. He can go from super high crescendo styled notes to also some of the prettiest, most lush sounds I’ve ever heard in all of my years of listening.

Ironically, earlier that day when sitting in my hotel room, I actually did have a few doubts about coming on this trip, mostly due to the rainy weather of Montreal and again just not feeling the greatest, causing me a lack of motivation to sight see. I really didn’t feel well going into this night’s performance at all; somehow the show cured me (coupled with the Advil, of course). It was on this night that I completely got my money’s worth and then some. I think this night was what a Marillion Fan Weekend is supposed to be.


There were some interesting crowd moments to be had. Right before the show began, I was slightly nervous about the arrangement of people around me. A man in his late 40’s/early 50’s and I’d assume his wife had been standing just a tad in front of me and to my right. As show time got closer, somehow they had changed positions and the wife was now directly in front of me. This was fine because she was rather short and I could easily see over her without an issue. Oddly, though, she started backing up little by little for no apparent reason, all the while leaving some space in front of her. She just kept doing this over and over until she eventually bumped into me. Then, she turned around, looked at me funny, moved up a little, and then did it all over again. After the third or fourth time of this routine, she turned around and gave me a dirty look and so I said, “I’m not moving…”, simply because I thought she was looking at me strangely, like I was the one moving closer and bumping into her although my feet hadn’t even moved once. To my shock, she responded harshly in a light French accent, “Yes, but can you a little please?! You’re breathing on my neck!” I had no response for this. Evidently, I shouldn’t breathe in public places! To make it even more odd, my nasal passages were fairly open and clear so I wasn’t even breathing heavily or anything. Needless to say, I did my best to slowly work my way to the left and then finally in front of both of them. If my breath was annoying them then maybe having to look at the back of my 6 foot 1 inch body and head would be better! Of course, then I got stuck behind a guy who insisted on swaying from side to side in an abnormal fashion for ¾ of the show, constantly coming in and out of my sightline. Luckily, he was just short enough to not completely block my view.

It was announced at the beginning of the show that the idea for this night’s performance was that the band would count backwards from the years since Steve Hogarth had joined and play one song that they had written in each year. There did appear to possibly be a few minor discrepancies, such as I do believe they skipped a year here or there. There were also some minor details that were a bit off, like when H stated, “…from 1996…here’s “Afraid of Sunlight””, and yet that album came out in 1995. Still, considering the outcome and how awesome the evening was, who cares! They basically began in 2008 and then worked their way back to 1990.


Again, I won’t go through every single song and instead comment only on the standout moments for me. One of my favorite songs and moments was “Somewhere Else”, a truly gorgeous tune that seems to perhaps have some personal roots in it as well. During the bridge area, H brought out a megaphone, ala Tom Waits, and sang, “…Mr. Taurus ate a thesaurus…made the girls cry and skipped straight to the chorus…Mr. Taurus had a great fall…all the king’s horses were no good at all…” It had a awesome look and sound to it.

“Out of this World” was also fantastic, and extremely eerie. It was one of the tracks that I had most wanted to hear, being one of my all time favorites, and it truly didn’t disappoint, although it affected me differently than I was expecting. H explained that the song’s lyrics had been building within him for a long time prior to actually writing it down and were based around a time when he was fairly young. Evidently, he was flipping channels on the TV with his mother and they happened upon a story about a man who was, as the songs says, traveling “300 miles an hour on water in your purpose built machine no one dared to call a boat…”. As they played the song, actual film footage of the original news story played on the back screen, showing the man in question, Donald Campbell, who had piloted the Bluebird K7 watercraft on January 4th, 1967, at an amazing speed of approximately 320mph and ultimately died after the craft took flight, crashing head first into the water. This also included some chilling shots from the funeral procession during the closing verse, which I now understood why the keyboard droning notes were there in such a sad manner. It added a really chilling affect to the track and I understood the song in a whole new way than previously. I don’t think I’ll ever hear this song the same way again and it truly moved me. There is some excellent information on Donald Campbell on the web and a great blog entry about the raising of Bluebird K7 on the Marillion website. Both Steve Hogarth and Steve Rothery attended the event since the song "Out of this World" actually inspired the project of the raising of the watercraft in 2001. You can read about it at http://www.marillion.com/news/2001/20010308.htm.

At some point, H mentioned how most of us didn’t get a chance to see the band on the recent “Happiness is the Road” tour, and mentioned that it was “great” and that we should have been there. A crowd member yelled out, “You should have been here!” H was speechless for a moment, slightly embarrassed, and said, “Yes, you’re right, we should have been here…but we were too busy buying powder blue guitars and so we couldn’t…” referencing his new-ish Rickenbacker 360 Blue Boy guitar that he was holding at the time (see below). Being the Rickenbacker fanatic that I am, this really tickled me.


The set ended with the dismally triumphant “The Great Escape” from 1994’s “Brave” album, one of their true masterwork albums. When the band reappeared after the break, H dedicated the next song, which was “No One Can”, to a couple in the audience that evidently had gotten married in Vegas one or two days prior and then flew out to the Marillion Weekend to spend their honeymoon. As H put it, “…that’s diehard!” The refrain of “…no one can take you away from me now…” seemed absolutely appropriate.

After playing “The Party”, the band took another break in preparation for the encore. I think it was about 12:00am by this time and yet you would have thought that it was 8pm from the energy and livelihood of the audience. Once again, just like on the previous night, the audience broke into the stomping chant of “Play! Play! Play!!!” The band remerged and the cheers shook the foundation of the theater, as if the audience had never seen the band before.

It was at this time that a woman’s voice could be heard echoing throughout the theater loud and clear. Her pitch was absolutely shrill and not one word of what she said was audible. I feel confident that she was actually saying something specific but all that could be heard was “Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!” H heard this and said, “What was that?!” Again, “Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!” rang out. H laughed to himself and said something like, “I didn’t get one word of that!!”

There were other amusing moments of audience interaction as well. There was a lady who was yelling for the song “Beautiful” and someone evidently tried to even bribe H to play it earlier that day in his hotel. H commented on it, claimed he took the bribe, and said, “…but we’re not going to play it anyway,” with a big smile on his face. Right afterwards, someone yelled out another song title of which I didn’t hear and H said, “No, but we are going to play it tomorrow! I promise!”


The encore began with the final song in their countdown, from the year 1990. It was “Cover My Eyes”, one of their earlier singles, and the crowd was just roaring along with H through the refrains, trying their best to hit those insanely high notes. H, meanwhile, was running around the stage crazily, jumping up and down, etc., so much so that I couldn’t possibly snap a good picture of him since it kept blurring. Again, major flashbacks to the 1990 show!

Then, it got even more intense when the band launched into two old Fish (pre Hogarth) era tunes: “Slainte Mhath”, and then finally ending on “Garden Party”. I seriously thought that the building was going to fall down due to how much everyone was going crazy. There wasn’t a soul in the house that wasn’t singing at the top of their lungs, without their arms raised into the air to the beat of the music, clapping, dancing, you name it. It truly was a party in all senses of the term.

All I can say was that I was seriously completely blown away by this night’s performance; by everything. I’ve never experienced anything quite like this on this level. And to think that there was yet another night to go – oh my gosh?! Job or no job, how could I NOT have come to this??? Marillion have been my favorite band for a very long time now, nearly 20 years worth of time. If I hadn’t already known, it’s nights like this one that really make me understand the deep connection that I have with their work. There is no other band like them, period.

To be continued…


(Saturday Night’s Set List)

(2008) This Train is my Life
(2007) Somewhere Else
(2006) Real Tears for Sale
(2005) A State of Mind
(2004) The Damage
(2003) Genie
(2002) Fantastic Place
(2001) When I Meet God
(2000) Map of the World
(1999) A Legacy
(1998) Cathedral Wall
(1997) Estonia
(1996) Afraid of Sunlight
(1995) Out of this World
(1994) The Great Escape
(1993) Falling from the Moon

(Break)

(1992) No One Can
(1991) The Party

(Encore)

(1990) Cover My Eyes (Pain and Heaven)
Slainte Mhath
Garden Party

Wednesday, April 08, 2009

Marillion Weekend, April 3-5, 2009 - Part 2 of 4

Friday Night’s Performance, April 3rd, 2009 at Theatre L’Olympia, Montreal, Quebec

(For anyone interested in hearing some of Marillion’s work, you can go directly to their website at http://www.marillion.com/music/racket/crash.htm and either have a free CD sent to you or you can simply download it…again, all for free. What have you got to lose?)

(NOTE: All quotes listed in these articles are to the very best of my memory and are not to be taken verbatim. Set lists are also via memory, and whereas I’m pretty confident that I have all the songs listed here, the nightly order might be slightly out of whack.

Also, the below pictures are actually from Saturday and Sunday night since I didn’t bring my camera on Friday.)

Seasons End

I actually saw the “Seasons End” Tour at the Palace in Hollywood, CA, in March of 1990. I was only 19 years old at the time and living in Phoenix, AZ. It was my first ever concert that I traveled out of town to see and little did I know how many more such trips I would take in the future. Hollywood terrified me at that age and it was one of the first times I was traveling out of town without my parents by my side, instead accompanied by a couple of friends of mine. The show that night absolutely blew me away, though, and has ever since made my list of top ten shows that I’ve ever seen in my life, and I’ve seen a phenomenally large number of performances. I can still remember that show pretty vividly. I will never forget lead singer Steve Hogarth jumping up on top of the stack of speakers on the stage, with one arm raised in the air like an army sergeant trying to rally his troops forward, during “Heart of Lothian”. Absolutely incredible…

Marillion had announced beforehand that they would play the entire “Seasons End” album on night one of the Marillion Weekend. They actually played the entire album on the 1990 tour as well so this was to be a bit of nostalgia for me. Regardless, it had been almost 5 years since I had last seen them live and so I was pretty damn excited and almost didn’t care what they played.

The opening act, Sun Domingo, came on about one minute after I arrived at the theater. I was pleasantly surprised by them and found them really rather enjoyable and likeable. The musicianship was really top notch, especially the bassist whom was also the lead vocalist. It was just the kind of “warm up” that I needed while the Advil that I took at the hotel was starting to kick in and relieve my headache from the day’s traveling. By the time they were finished, excitement was really building in the air.

It was then that I started to look around me, at the people, the theater, etc. The Theatre L’Olympia was really an interesting looking place, with a sort of Arabian-esque stage set up which oddly seemed a perfect visual match for Marillion. They also appeared to have a lot of lighting available which was what I was hoping for. The people in the theater were an interesting mix of locals and fellow travelers like myself. Ages seemed to range mostly from 20 to 60 with some people bringing the entire family, including children. The theater was definitely crowded but not over crowded, so we basically all still had room to breathe and be reasonably comfortable. The theater’s main floor was tiered so that you could choose what sort of angle you preferred to watch from and how many heads would block your view.

It was obvious that they were going to be filming the performance since there was a large boom and camera pivoting up and down over our heads at stage right. There was also a lady in a really cool outfit taking pictures of the audience, trying her best to get people to cheer, raise their arms, etc.

As the crew did the necessary preparation work for the performance, the Marillion slideshow started behind the drum set, showing a collage of photos that fans had sent in displaying their Marillion t-shirts and gear while standing in front of various locales. Marillion had asked fans to send in these sorts of photos awhile ago but I just completely forgot about it. At the end of the slideshow, the word “Welcome” displayed…and a huge cheer erupted from the audience. Again, I couldn’t believe I was there and had made it! Not long afterwards the lights went down. The performance began as the first droning notes of “The King of Sunset Town” shook through the theater while the band took their places on stage. The audience went ballistic!

They sounded as perfect as always. Marillion have always been a band that sounded nearly identical live as they sound on album, almost to an amazing likeness that doesn’t seem possible. Even when playing songs that they probably haven’t played in 15 or more years, they still sounded as if they played them every single day. This night was absolutely no exception.

They also looked fabulous. With the string of “older” bands getting back together and touring over the past couple of years, ala Genesis, the Police, and so on, I was mildly afraid that Marillion too would look, well, older. Surprisingly, they looked no different, in fact, maybe they looked better than they had 5 years earlier. Lead singer Steve Hogarth’s voice was clearly no less magnificent, with his amazing singing range and sound echoing through the place with soaring intensity as always. The lighting also was incredible, drenching the stage in colors and adding visual depth and atmosphere to perfectly compliment the music. It was positively dreamy.

Once “The King of Sunset Town” ended, the band was met with a mammoth amount of cheers, yells, you name it, all coming from a North American audience that hasn’t ever gotten their fill of Marillion due to their lack of touring here. I think everyone, very much including myself, was a bit in denial that they were actually standing before us and playing. It took awhile for this reality to settle in.

Once Steve Hogarth (who prefers to go by H since there are two Steve’s in the band) was able to talk over the cheers, he yelled out with a huge smile, “See?! I told you I’d bring them back!” pointing backwards towards the band. “You’ve gotta have faith!” It was the perfect comment because every time I have seen Marillion live I always have to wonder if I’ll ever have the opportunity to see them again. And from here, the playing of the “Seasons End” album continued onward in glorious fashion.

At some point, I don’t recall the precise moment, H introduced the band members. Pointing to the bassist, H yelled, “Ladies and gentlemen, Pete Trewavas!” Now, I didn’t hear how this started personally but someone evidently let out a joking “boo!” H immediately commented on it. “Boo?!” Looking at Pete he asked, “What did you do now?” Pete Trewavas walked up to his microphone and said jokingly in a great English accent, “I don’t know! What did I do? What did I do this time??” This of course started an ongoing “boo!” session all weekend whenever anyone mentioned Pete which just got funnier as it went on.

I won’t go through every single song of the set, which can be found below, by the way, but instead I’ll mention highlights. The title track of “Seasons End” was as amazing as always, one of their truly gorgeous tunes and one of my personal all time favorites. “Berlin” really sounded fantastic and for some reason stood out to me more than usual as it echoed throughout the theater.

H also talked at some point about how great it was to be back in Montreal, and how he had been listening to Joni Mitchell’s “Court and Spark” album on the way over, in homage to the vicinity. “Bloody brilliant,” he said, and I would totally agree since it is one of the true great albums. H also commented, “You know, as we were relearning these songs, we were surprised by how short the album was. Albums in the 80’s were much shorter than today, huh?” The crowd agreed. “So, then I’m looking at the songs on “Court and Spark”,” H continued, “and I see songs that are 2 minutes, 3 minutes in length.” H stopped and smiled. “Hell, in a Marillion song, we haven’t even gotten to verse 1 yet!” The crowd cheered ecstatically. H laughed, “I guess it just takes us longer to climax,” and of course some guy in the audience yelled out, “Viagra!”

When the time came later in the set, H breathed a sigh into the microphone and said, “Okay, this next song. What can we say? We were young…” Many audience members laughed along since the song was to be “Hooks in You”, a very late 80’s-ish almost hair band sounding song that’s not very typical of their music. H: “And so, if you’d like to relive your youth along with us, well, then sing along…” It’s never been one of my favorite tunes but this night, it just rocked the house and I couldn’t help but smile. H jumped all over the stage as if he really was 20 years old again, even more or less copying his movements in the “Hooks in You” video.

When the “Seasons End” album was finished, H announced that they’d be taking a 5 minute break. The crowd waited patiently, chatting amongst itself. When the band emerged again, H announced that their departure was premature and that they were supposed to play the “obscure B-Sides” from the “Seasons End” album prior to taking the break. And so, they launched into “The Bell in the Sea” and “The Release”. Immediately afterwards, H said, “Ok, ok…3 minutes…we’ll be right back…then we’ll play some new songs from the “Happiness is the Road” album…”

At this point, once a couple of minutes had passed, the crowd started chanting, “Play! Play! Play!” and stomping it’s feet, enough so to rock the entire building. Moments later, the encore began.

Another moment of note on that first night was when Steve Rothery (their guitarist) had his back to the audience before a song, looking or messing around with something in the corner by his amplifier. H saw this, waited a couple moments patiently, shook his head, then smiled at the crowd and said: “I don’t know what he’s doing over there either.” H thought a moment and then said, “You see, he keeps a small furry creature in that corner and it doesn’t do well in hot sweaty rooms. So, he needs to attend to it on occasion.” Steve Rothery turned to look at him, eyebrows up, with a look of total disbelief, like ‘I can’t believe you just said that’. It was a priceless moment.

The show ended with the title track of “Happiness is the Road” of which it truly was for me on that day. It had been a long exhausting day of travel, frantically trying to get to the show on time, but for that two and a half hours, well, nothing else mattered. It was true bliss. I could hardly wait for the next night which in all likelihood would be even better, if that was even possible.

The day ended in typical fashion: I made my way out of the theater and found that it was raining pretty steadily. I hustled over to the nearest Metro station as quickly as possible and purchased a ticket to get me back to the vicinity of my hotel. Once there, I had a couple of blocks to walk outside. I think I collapsed onto the bed around 12:30am and nearly passed out from exhaustion but with a smile on my face, nonetheless.

To be continued…


(Friday Night’s Set List)

The King of Sunset Town
Easter
The Uninvited Guest
Seasons End
Holloway Girl
Berlin
After Me
Hooks in You
The Space…

(5 minute break…)

The Bell in the Sea
The Release

(3 minute break…)

The Man from the Planet Marzipan
Essence
Asylum Satellite #1
Whatever is Wrong with You
Happiness is the Road

Tuesday, April 07, 2009

Marillion Weekend, April 3-5, 2009 - Part 1 of 4

Getting There…

(For anyone interested in hearing some of Marillion’s work, you can go directly to their website at http://www.marillion.com/music/racket/crash.htm and either get a free CD sent to you or you can simply download it…again, all for free. What have you got to lose?)

(NOTE: All quotes listed in these articles are to the very best of my memory and are not to be taken verbatim. Set lists are also via memory, and whereas I’m pretty confident that I have all the songs listed here, the nightly order might be slightly out of whack.

Also, for those of you that are Marillion fans and want to read about the music side of things, you may want to skip ahead; for those of you that are more interested in my sometimes amusing day to day drama’s, do the exact opposite.)

The Background

I’ve been a Marillion fan for more than half of my life. That seems slightly odd to say, really. I mean, I know I’m getting up there in years of age but still, it’s strange when your fan-dom years start to outnumber your non-fan years. I jumped on the bandwagon (pardon the pun) back in very early 1989, first listening to the “Misplaced Childhood” album. Within the next 6 months I owned all of their albums, of which there were 4 proper total at that time. I was fortunate enough to enjoy a short stint of being a Marillion fan when Fish was still more or less the lead singer but then was there through the entire transition to new lead singer Steve Hogarth. At the time of the transition, I remember commenting how this might be similar to what it was like for Genesis fans to transition from Peter Gabriel to Phil Collins in the 1975-76 era. To say I was correct is an understatement since Marillion’s diehard fan base has only grown larger and much stronger over the years.

Marillion is probably one of the best (or most unfortunate, depending upon how you look at it) kept secrets in modern music, the band by which all others should be compared, and yet still so very few people have actually ever heard of them or heard them proper. They’ve basically done it all; epic progressive styled tunes that last an entire side of an album, the most irresistible pop radio oriented tunes imaginable, and they simply keep on reinventing themselves and their sound with each new release. I’ve been lucky enough to have seen them 3 times over the past 20 years but still, when I heard that they would be holding the first ever Marillion Weekend in North America, I really couldn’t resist wanting to attend.

Marillion Weekends have been held overseas for quite awhile now although I can’t quite recall when I first read about them. Marillion, in general, tours for every album, you see, but only make it across the Atlantic every 4-6 years, mostly due to budget constraints, and so North American fans are at quite a disadvantage. This first ever North American Marillion Weekend boasted 3 nights in a row of Marillion live, with completely different songs each night and a performance more or less tailored for the hardcore fans, and so how could any diehard in their right mind refuse to attend? Well, I couldn’t, at least.

The good and the bad news: Montreal was chosen as the site for the “fan convention”. This isn’t exactly bad news except that for any US citizen it most likely meant a plane ride versus a cheaper priced drive. I was a little skeptic at first, I must admit. I mean, traveling to a different country to watch a band play? Sure, I know, it’s only Canada…that’s not a foreign country…or is it?

I booked my trip sometime around October of 2008. I was kind of on the fence for awhile since the airfare seemed really overpriced. A one hundred dollar off coupon finally pushed me over the edge, making me book the trip. It was still a bit pricey but seemed worth it.

Now, fast forward to the present time…a few things have changed. First off, I was layed-off from my job in February and money isn’t exactly free flowing at this point. I debated even going. I could have canceled and at least been credited back with the majority of my money. In the end I decided to go but still, quite a drag to be on a pseudo vacation of sorts knowing that you’re out of work.

On top of that, due to a variety of circumstances, I hadn’t slept well in about 3-4 days and was suffering from, shall we say, stomach issues of a sort, and so I wasn’t feeling the greatest either. By the time the day came to board the plane I was definitely not feeling myself and, mixed with the mild anxiety of going to a place that’s completely unfamiliar to me, I was already worn out to some extent.

Take Off, Eh???

I’m notorious for being late to the airport for trips. This time, ironically, everything went according to plan: I was awake when I should have been, I was packed, and I was ready to go. I got to the airport right on time and everything went smoothly…until I sat in the plane on the runway for 20 minutes.

Normally, this wouldn’t be a big deal except that NWA World Vacations spaced my connecting flight with only a whopping 30 minute interval in between. I had to change planes in Cincinnati and I was trying to remember the setup of that airport in order to gauge how close or far my other gate could possibly be. Could it be possible that my other flight’s gate would be near this one? Probably not, especially considering that my next flight was international.

We finally took off and it ended up being a little earlier than the pilot originally thought. Once in the air, the captain claimed that we’d more than likely make up the time during the flight. Even the flight attendants announced that this flight team was notoriously arriving very early and so not to worry if timing was of a concern. As we flew closer and closer to Cincinnati the captain repeated that we’d be getting there earlier and earlier until…well, I don’t know how, but we ended up landing at 1:50pm, 20 minutes later than our scheduled arrival, and my connecting flight departed at 2:05pm. To make matters worse, again, thanks to NWA World Vacations booking system, I was in the very last row of the plane. Also adding to my discomfort, I was now suffering from a very full bladder and I wouldn’t have time to empty it, that is, unless I missed my plane.

I got the flight attendant’s attention and explained my predicament. She was close to absolutely no help whatsoever. I asked if she could find out if my connecting flight might also be delayed, therefore eliminating the time crunch. Again, I received a flat out “no”. The woman sitting next to me then suggested that I try and make my way down the aisle as soon as the plane stops, in order to get a jump on exiting the plane. It was a great idea and so I went with it, making it at least half the way to the front. Patiently (okay, impatiently) I waited as people slowly exited out of the large capsule. Eventually, I was inside the terminal and my watch now read 1:56pm.

This is the part where I power walked, with bulging bladder, who knows how far. Yes, of course, my connecting flight was as far away as possible. I didn’t think that was possible in a smaller airport but it was! I even had to go down an escalator and make my way over to the other concourse. I walked as fast as I could but again, not feeling the greatest, my body wasn’t cooperating. It also didn’t help that I had been sitting idle for more than 2 hours and was now asking my body to exert energy in full force. The clock ticked furiously and I walked, ran a little, and then finally made it to the gate at 2:02pm. The lady behind the counter looked slightly afraid as I ran up to her, panting like a dog, asthmatically out of breath, sweating profusely, and just managing to squeak out, “…flight to Montreal?”

The woman behind the desk calmly smiled, “Oh yes, we haven’t boarded yet. Glad you made it, though.” As you may have guessed, I didn’t check the departure boards because, well, I didn’t really have time. Had I done that and the plane was leaving on schedule I would have missed it. I was bound to lose either way!

I caught my breath, used the restroom, and then sat down, waiting for the word to board. We left an hour late in the end and arrived in Montreal at around 5pm.

Once I retrieved my luggage, I needed to find the place to buy a ticket for the L’Aerobus, a bus that basically takes travelers to and from the airport over to the Central Bus Station in downtown Montreal. I searched all over the terminal but it was nowhere to be found. I even got out the airport brochure and followed the instructions closely…still nowhere to be found. I finally broke down and asked a policeman of sorts. I approached him and he greeted me with a loud, “Bonjour!” I asked where the L’Aerobus ticket booth was and he turned around and pointed outside, directly behind him. Yes, sure enough, the booth was outside of the terminal! A minor detail that they failed to mention.

I bought my ticket and boarded the bus. The bus driver was a large stocky man with a shaved head who seemed friendly enough. Another American boarded the bus a few moments later and asked the driver a question. He responded using a great French accent, “Oui! Eet is alright, madame! Montreal ees a very safe place!”

The bus left the airport at 6pm and, just for the record, the doors opened for the show at 7pm with the show starting at 8pm. I was about 2 hours later than I had planned for and so it was becoming crunch time. Due to the hour, there was also traffic and so the bus ride took the promised 45 minutes time. Once at the Central Bus Station, I wasn’t out of the woods yet since I still needed to get to the hotel. I had 2 choices: the L’Aerobus offered a free shuttle to nearby hotels, or I could attempt to find the nearest Metro Station in a panic and attempt to navigate the process for buying the appropriate tourist pass ticket. I opted for the shuttle.

I felt even better about it once I boarded the shuttle since there were only 3 other groups that needed to be dropped off. This good feeling quickly evaporated, though, when it started to become apparent that I was to be the last one dropped off. Even worse, the second group of people to disembark seemed to be staying at a hotel quite a ways away. I finally reached my hotel at 7pm and I still hadn’t eaten anything since 8am that morning. No luck, I tell you!

I checked in, frantically grabbed a quiche and salad at the next door cafĂ©, and darted up to my room. I devoured my food as quickly as possible, changed my clothes, and once again was off. Still fearing the whole Metro ordeal, I made yet another bad decision and decided to walk to the Theatre L’Olympia. It of course ended up being further than I expected and my legs were already aching due to the power walk earlier. I did finally make it inside the theater almost exactly at 8pm and was overjoyed to see that I could still make my way up towards the front of the stage. I had made it and I was here!

To be continued…